From an advertisement in Milton Canadian Champion:

No one in Halton that I have spoken with has told me that they neither want nor need an election.

My Math major head struggles with ambiguities of languages as it is, this sentence is making my head self-implode.  Double negation implies ‘everyone I have spoken with wants an election.’  But if everyone wants an election then what exactly is the problem?

:)

[Aside: Now I need to find an excuse to make fun of Deborah Gillis to keep my blog balanced]